Long Cum

An event similar to the long jump, where the male athletes instead whip out their cocks and see how far they can ejaculate, and female athletes sit on the floor and see how far they can squirt.

Jonaben: You wanna go join the long cum event this athletic meet?
Jaben: Yea sure! We can compare dick sizes while we're at it.
Finki: Yo I can join you guys too!

by toddrwod October 2, 2022

Long head

Someone who's head is so long it's as high as Burj khalifa.
If you want to talk to them you can't ... Cause their head is literally in the clouds

Where are youuu long head can u bend down can u see clouds from up there ???

by Whateverselena March 17, 2019

Cade Long

Cade Long loves to constantly make jokes, hes blond and loves footy and cricket (Aussie). He doesn't like when you disagree with him and always hurts himself. He tries to fit in as much as he can, he didn't have many friends. He loves to play with his dog and is the always wanking. Cade always has a messed up hamstring and when he gets a girlfriend, he has no idea what to do. Hes retarded. He over reacts alllllll the time and can often be a scooter fag. HEs VERY COCKY

Cade Long: I ran 15 laps around the oval the other day
Brie: SUrreeeE
Cade Long: I did! I swear
Brie: OkkAyyY ThEn

by Cooper Raynor May 27, 2019

Long Range Sprinkler

A friend who does NOT have a girlfriend/boyfriend, yet actually helps other (usually more introverted) friends find theirs.

Can also be used for someone that helps others before helping themselves

P1:"Hey, you know Robert?"
P2:"Yeah, he still hasn't found his girl, has he?"
P1:"No, but he said good things to Yoselyn, and she asked for my insta today!"
P2"Wow, really?"

P1:"Yeah, i forget our mate's good with that kinda stuff, he's a long range sprinkler, i tell ya"

by Bilingualistic January 20, 2024

Long Stick Goes Boom

You all know about sixty-nine
Burnin' bones and bedside time
Once again we meet tonight
Get that touch of a magical light
We're gonna hit it, we're gonna kick it
We're gonna break out through the ice
You give us fever, you give us sweat
You're gonna make us live it twice

Tonight, long stick goes boom
Tonight, long stick goes boom
Tonight, long stick goes boom
Tonight, long stick goes boom
The time is right for a ride tonight
To be with you I'd risk a fight
My stick is tight, my blood is hot
Let's do it here, right on the spot
We're gonna hit it, we're gonna kick it
We're gonna break out through the ice
You give us fever, you give us sweat
You're gonna make us live it twice
Tonight, long stick goes boom
Tonight, long stick goes boom
Tonight, long stick goes boom
Tonight, long stick goes boom
Long stick, long stick
Long stick goes boom
Long stick, long stick
Long stick goes, it's gonna go, it's gonna go
It's gonna go, long stick gonna go
It's gonna go boom

by Death Menace August 14, 2023

long body lili

an annoying person, with spider legs that are 81 inches long, he can either be a boy or a girl just depends if it’s trans but anyways, you get the point.

OMG she is spider legs it must be a long body Lili.

by ejjsoendnjzos February 1, 2020

Long Duck

A duck with a long neck and is bigger in size

Person 1 why are there so many long ducks and so little short geese
Person 2 guacamole

by Jay_mal April 9, 2019