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devious lick

A shitty way of admitting you’ve stolen something from your school.
The school had to put security guards outside of the bathroom because of all the people doing devious licks
by maddiewastaken September 17, 2021
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Lick The Eat The Baby

When you are really weird and scream something useless in the middle of a target or a shoprite or a whole foods or any public thing at all. Like literally every time I go to a store someone does this xD
1: Lick The Eat The Baby
2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20, And everyone else in the store: WHO TF SAID LICK THE EAT THE BABY?!?!?
by PoopmanNineTy7Seven April 12, 2021
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CONNECT LICK

When a THEFT is connected to a THINK TANK where you are usually because if it was not the effectiveness it would FAIL MISERABLY.

To connect SEXUALLY effectively with your overwhelming SEXUAL PREFERENCE.
Look when they put the APPLE on her head WILLIAM TELL went to work as THE ARCHER and when the arrow flies the LICK takes place but after a little thought you get a CONNECT LICK but the next move for ANAL ALAN is find the right DICK to LIFT AND LICK where the lyrics to this song must be studied in DEPTH , as let's all have fun and for now on give BLOW JOB'S that are SKY HIGH.

OK, John what happens if I tickle the FICK out of you well, I know I would have you in STITCHES laughing and suppose this guy came from LONG ISLAND and shined a LIGHT UP YOUR ASSHOLE looking for CESTODA would it piss you off to have your PET picked on especially if the LITTLE BOYS AND LITTLE GIRLS and BABIES YOU LOVE you CONNECT LICK with a FLESHY RIMJOB so much would definitely OBJECT as you are a nice JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE that makes them happy and they all have pets so they want you to have a pet too.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 16, 2021
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Devious Lick

Stealing a school urinal or soap dispenser for TikTok clout.
Person 1:"Yo bro I just got caught doing a devious lick by the janitor"
Person 2:"L BOZOOOO"
by DietCock September 13, 2021
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Lick Nutt

A person or persons of dubious moral character with a built-in knee-jerk reaction condition, who does or says what they perceive you want to see or hear to gain favor and create an outcome they solely desire. They will lie, cheat, rob, betray, befriend, butt kiss, big note, suck up too, embrace, play dead, roll over butt-haven and give pooh posse the news, jump through hoops, walk on hot coals, take sides, twist, turn, snake, shower, grovel and sleaze up to an individual or a group of individuals in order to achieve this.
Hi, thanks for coming to my party, have you checked out Lick Nutt over there, he's been talking pure Anussey all night, big noting, getting her drinks, agreeing with everything she says, I'm surprised he hasn't licked the floor in front of her while trying to get into her pants, such a Lick Nutt. Fuck it! I'm going to see if I can cock block him, he's pissing me off and bringing the tone of my party down.
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devious lick

a dumb tiktok trend where you steal or destroy shit at your school on camera for likes and clout
i just hit a massive devious lick at school today Jay!!
Jay: ...
by TotallyNotKai September 17, 2021
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Devious Lick

Where a student steals school equipment and flexes it on tiktok like a bitch.
I jush got this devious lick guysh im sush a menash
by ppfurd September 22, 2021
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