Jacob

Jacob is a complete fucking peice of shit who is nothing more than a ditwit idiot. But sometimes he's pretty cool.

Jacob's a shithead but cool when you get to know him

by Frankendorf April 12, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is a guy who loves Goths and femboys and would absolutely get on his knees and call them mommy no questions asked

Did you hear Jacob's snapchat with that one got got leaked?

by FemboyLover90210 June 12, 2022

jacob

jacob is the type of person that doesnt take his turn in monopoly and likes huge dick he is probably one of the gayest people in the world but sometimes he can be a homie when he isnt with his boyfriend. when he is with his boyfriend he likes to suck him off for hours

freind: jacob? what a fag

boyfriend: let me suck your dick daddy

by kaya shepard April 17, 2020

Jacob Fortin

This is a boy, or girl, (no one knows their actual gender) They enjoy playing FORTNITE and SHELLSHOCKERS 12 hours a day, 8 days a week. Looks pretty sick in his big ass gamer head phones. Kinda lowkey a thot and can easily finesse your bitch. Always bullies little girls named Liam. Some ppl might consider him a gay pedophile cuz he likes little boys named Ryan more than his girlfriend. Really enjoys music, mostly Ariana Grande and likes to participate in show choir. These poor kids tend to get bullied a lot but its ok cuz they have awesome girlfriends that write things on Urban dictionary for them.

Omg that guy is getting shoved into a locker, his name must be Jacob Fortin.

by fhcisbjdsbfjbasofbosafbosabgfo December 20, 2018

Jacob

Jacob is a kind, loving friend who is great to be around. he can always make you smile and wants you to be happy, but can occasionally cross the line into risky jokes and is occasionally quite naïve. Jacob's like to spread rumors that their cock is big when in fact it is actually average.

"Did you hear? Jacob had the phattest cock in town."

by a simple guy July 20, 2022

Jacob

asshole and a know it all

person 1: i think were here because go-
Jacob: NO WERE HERE BECAUSE OF EVOLUTION

by reeeee vs oof May 4, 2019

jacob and cameron

when combined the two of them are douchebags who are horrible at playing games and only know how to whine and complain. go cry to your mommy bitch...

person 1: oh they're cute

person 2: oh that's jacob and cameron... they'd stab you in the back before you can even say hello

by koran valdisack August 12, 2023