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Human efficiency

Rubbing someone with their mouth open violently up and down your asscrack until their teeth and face are covered completely in shit and your asshole is lukewarm and almost sopping wet, using them like toilet paper.
Yeah, I used him for human efficiency
by H28373737 November 25, 2023
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Human efficiency

Rubbing someone with their mouth open violently up and down your asscrack until their teeth and face are covered completely in shit and your asshole is lukewarm and almost sopping wet, using them like toilet paper.
Yeah, I used him for human efficiency
by H28373737 November 25, 2023
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Human efficiency

Rubbing someone with their mouth open violently up and down your asscrack until their teeth and face are covered completely in shit and your asshole is lukewarm and almost sopping wet, using them like toilet paper.
Yeah, I used him for human efficiency
by H28373737 November 25, 2023
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Human efficiency

Rubbing someone with their mouth open on your asscrack, until their face and mouth are covered in shit, and your anus is lukewarm, almost sopping wet but not quite; using the persons face as toilet paper.
by H28373737 November 25, 2023
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Beat A Human Day

Beat A Human Day is a day on the 28th November in which you can Beat any human and they CAN NOT fight back.
A: Hey it's 28th of November! You know what that means?
B: Grab me a bat, it's beat a human day.
by Joeaaaa November 27, 2023
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just a regular human

just a normal human being with no upsides or downsides
look, im not special. im just a regular human being.
by marine_ December 7, 2023
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A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023
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