Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021

Doesn't look like he knows how to use his dick

Somebody who looks like they don't know what they're doing. A person who is confused. Somebody who hasn't got a clue. People or person who look or seem like they can't be trusted.

also

Someone who has little sexual expertise.

I wouldn't trust that guy, he DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HE KNOWS HOW TO USE HIS DICK.

by Prettypolly76 June 25, 2011

well we killed the guy we might as well rob his ass

A very famous and funny quote from Scary Movie. If you shout this out randomly, it can be quite hilarious and sometimes will scare your friends!

"Well we killed the guy we might as well rob his ass!"
*Everyone laughs*

by littlelibertine June 21, 2005

Looks like [his] face caught fire and someone put it out with a shovel

Description of an ugly person.

He looks like his face caught fire and someone put it out with a shovel! I fell off my bike. Twice.

by mockschmock December 07, 2006

he acts like we dont know his blood type

The adj of celebrities (male) acting like their fans dont know what specific things that they do

Harrry styles asked: “if you know this song, please sing”. Me: of course i know wtf. He acts like we dont know his blood type.

by Fruityman’s property November 21, 2021

all the faith he had had had had no effect on his life

A grammatically correct sentence about someone’s faith he had had which had had no effect on his life.

The man was always faithful, but it never seemed to do any good. In fact, you could say all the faith he had had had had no effect on his life.

by Tizertiger February 13, 2023

He STILL doesn't put away his playthings afterwards!

What a chick grumbles to her family/friends regarding da clueless indolence of her main squeeze, and is referring to da fact dat he does not bother to re-dress her upper torso after a boobs-savoring session, simply walks around da house naked after an interval of between-his-legs-based recreation wif her, forgets to straighten up da bed after a bouncy-bouncy, etc.

My new guy is a total "Mr. Cuddly" and never makes me feel left out or unattended, but he hasn't "grown up" as far as childhood unawareness is concerned --- he STILL doesn't put away his playthings afterwards!

by QuacksO July 08, 2023