Ethan

Falls asleep in English and Geometry
Usually his best friend in those classes make fun of him for it
They both enjoy Oragami

Cathy “There Ethan is he’s sleeping again”
Callie “I was going to oragami with him”

by DuckDuckGooese November 24, 2023

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Ethan Verry

Ethan Verry is a little goblin that likes little kids

Did you hear about Ethan Verry? He ran into the preschool bathroom a few hours ago

by Jud3wyd December 1, 2023

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Ethan Steinbach has the biggest slong ever. Also every girl wants him. He usually has a curse called the Steinbach curse were girls feel the need to call him either hot or daddy. But he just wants to wait for marriage. Sucks to be Ethan Steinbach because all the bitches want him. Freshman even make group chats dedicated to this super sexy man.

Ethan Steinbach has a massive Penis.
Ethan Steinbach stole my girl.

by mydudeee3333 December 9, 2023

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Ethan wright

Fatty bum bum who loves it up the bum and can eat my meat whenever he wants but he just eats whenever he wants

Person: what do you want from McDonald’s?
Ethan Wright: everything.

by Trulysexybeast69420 December 11, 2023

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Ethan

Ethan hates mix, he never holds mix. Why hold mix when you can just dp? You know like, VOLLCANIC VIIPPAA.

Ethan also hates losing, why lose when you can play Viego? Or Kayn, red Kayn in particular. That's based as hell honestly.

Rock solid... Ethan can't compete with rock solid... I'm moving as fast as I can...

by nosjkg December 16, 2023

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Ethan

A person who is very stupid and is very ugly and goofy. 99.99% chance this kid is white and acts goofy. and is so short (3'2). everyone hates this type of person and he has no friends.

OMGGG! His name is probably Ethan.

by aiden347 December 6, 2022

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