dry meat

Hard dick with no lubrication

When your boyfriend tries to stick his dry meat into your vagina it hurts.

by Sir Richard DP October 16, 2016

Congolese dry-beating

A masturbation act.

To Congolese dry beat:- First, open up some gay porn pictures of black men twerking. Then rub iron filings all across your wiener and nuts, and proceed to jerk off. Continue pouring iron filings all across your dick, till you start bleeding. The iron infuses into your dick blood, forming tons of hemoglobin crap, causing more oxygen supply in your wee wee. Continue rubbing till the foreskin tears off and you start bleeding, and then pour tons of salt crystals over the injuries to amplify the pain and build muscle strength in your wiener. This will cause your foreskin to grow up.

Repeat for 10-20 times a day to boost T Levels

Skibidigyattsigma420: Wassup my fellow sigma rizzlers, wait, why isn't Joshua online, chat?

Balkanmuntmaxxer69000: He was Congolese dry-beating yesterday, he says he needs a day off to revive, so that he can try out soviet-jelqing.

by ACNHVillagersfatcock November 29, 2024

Dry hippie

Someone who dresses like a hippie or stoner but does not smoke weed.

Look at that dry hippie they don’t even smell like weed.

by Madcizow February 04, 2024

Beat it dry

Jerking off with no lubricant

Beat it dry
Beating it dry
@beatitdry on dc
I beat dry on Fortnite

by YVL big frank July 29, 2024

Dry Salmon

A young vagina that looks deceivingly pink, ripe, and plump, but in actuality feels like 80 year old sand-snatch. Enjoy at your own risk.

"Hey man, did you hook up with Jenny last night?"

"Naw Bro, she let that fish go...DRY SALMON!"

by Salmonator July 31, 2013

dry reply

when the person replies in a way that makes it evident that they're interested in the conversation

Girl gave me her number but is now giving me a dry reply

by EggcellentGurl January 28, 2024

dry coding

The act of writing code on paper or another surface not in a virtual space.

That written CS 138 test required a lot of dry coding.

by CoreCascade October 15, 2018