Problem Bottoms

The chronic state of having painfully bunched up proverbial underwear, the all too common mindset in current times state of being that is eager to take offense to anything possible and taking everything the wrong way. Synonymous with the rampant chips on the shoulders of American citizens who prefer to constantly have some axe to grind, rather than accept that they don’t have the answers and that they cannot trust their leaders.

A) During COVID I was met with the problem bottoms of the malcontent public, who are irritated by my existence or standing near them. B) My former neighbor had serious problem bottoms regarding me, to the point that she called the police on me and lied to them. When I had to go to court, she beat her problem bottoms into the ground, paying a lawyer to drag out my court case and eventually being considered crazy by the entire New Orleans Municipal Court House.

by Maggie The Cat September 22, 2023

long bottom crotch

Mostly used to in reference to the style &/or fit of the crotch area of womens jean pants. If looking at a pair of pants from their front side it's visabky noticeable that the lowest part of the seam between the legs hangs farrrr below the waist line.

Him-- What do you think of these jeans?

Me-- lmfao fuck no; I would never wear those long bottom crotch motherfuckers.

by Ivanna play October 19, 2023

fisting bottom

it's when you fist someone and they are also a bottom

"yo mark from the party is a fisting bottom apparently"

by bigfatglizzy November 3, 2023

Bikini bottom

Bikini Bottom: The home of SpongeBob SquarePants but the words used diffrently.

Are you SpongeBob because I'm about to discover your bikini bottom.

by BANANA.JOKES December 18, 2023

Beta Bottom

A beta bottom is someone who won't admit that they're a bottom and insists that they are, oh I dunno, a switch or something. Just as an example

You're such a beta bottom, pineapple, you insist you're a switch but you're just a bottom. Please admit it.

by borv December 21, 2023

Vohmit bottom

Die-her-rea-a
Explosive talk from the anus
Usually uncontrollable

Late nite dodgy kebab,,pretty sure it was cat not chicken,,,we don't even have a kebab shop
Meeeowww-food poisoning-vohmit bottom

by BoogaBj December 30, 2023

Vampire Bottom

A kinky term referring to a submissive person who provides little or no expression or movement in response to the stimulations of a dominant person, often by laying silent and motionless during play (like a vampire).

I've met my share of vampire bottoms. Once, I tried flogging, tying, clamping, and even fucking a guy for hours, and I maybe got a single whimper and a twitch the whole time we played.

by The I Like Trains MAN January 15, 2024