Half Man Half Biscuit

This is the description of a really ugly woman, if fact she looks more like a man than a woman.

Look at her she's awful more like half man half biscuit.

by Kincheap May 12, 2009

limp biscuit

Anouther term for shit.

I have to take a limp biscuit.

by (SIC)Drummer November 6, 2006

butter the biscuit

when a surfer puts surf wax on his surfboard he is "buttering the biscuit."

"hey bro i bailed on that last one. chill while i go butter the biscuit."

by cody sas February 22, 2008

Biscuits and Gravy

Biscuits and Gravy is a term that was started by my fiancee Jaimie and her friend Melissa.

Biscuits and Gravy is another way to say "Oral Sex". It could be eather male or female recieving the oral. The important part is that the oral is so good that it ends up getting all sloppy and dripping....just like a big plate of biscuits and gravy

"So what are you doing tonight?"

"Im heading home. The wife text me and said she wants some biscuits and gravy"

by BIGGDAD September 13, 2009

Gorilla Biscuit

A very short fat bitch with much resemblance to an ape like figure; gorilla, baboon, what ever.

"Look at that fat bitch, shes so short and looks like a fucking gorilla!"

"Yeah man fucking gorilla biscuit ay"

by gunther89 January 2, 2009

jack the biscuit

When a group of men stand in a circle jerking off on a biscuit or cookie. The last one to cum on the biscuit has to eat it.

I'm sick of playing Trivial Pursuit, let's go jack the biscuit.

by turbodropshop25 August 6, 2010

Biscuits

Ghetto shoes. Dope new shoes. The freshest shoes available.

Air force ones, Jordans, Hurricane, ect.

Where'd you get dem gangsta biscuits???

by Tony ouimet July 20, 2007