douche bags

an insult. see "John Edwards"

On south park, John Edwards won the biggest douche bag in the universe award

by skinny whiteboy October 14, 2003

bag of fruits

1) A person who acts very homosexual like. A fruity person. A person who is very unmanly, or a man that does unmanly acts.

2) A person who sucks

Cristiano Ronaldo is such a bag of fruits for crying after the game!

Man, you are such a bag of fruits for faking on us to go hang out with your girlfriend that whips you.

by LuLu21 May 11, 2011

tool bag

The supreme combination of being an utter tool and a total douche bag. Think fist pumping pricks with no brains, a thick Jersey/NYC/Long Island accent (you know the one), and overly tanned orange skin. Oh, and mountains of hair gel for their short haircuts.

All the guys on MTV's Jersey shore are complete tool bags and they don't even know it. Sit back and enjoy.

by Greekbrain December 15, 2009

hoe-bag

Usually a member of the female sex who frequently engages in lewd acts of sexual activity, often including bestiality.

Also, the satchel used to collect butt-mud dropped from the hineys of horses in a drawn carriage.

Example: Brianne and Heba are such hoe-bags; last night they had sex with 4 different guys and even a couple of donkeys.

by Dirty Dirty Dan May 14, 2006

tit bag

someone in the gaming world that cries like a titty baby.

stop crying like a baby you tit bag.

by 4play! October 21, 2007

nickle bag

$5 worth of bud. Should be enough for More like 4 joints, but now-a-days most dealers slang bags that can only roll 2 and possibly a bowl.

*see examples above*

by D-FOES October 28, 2003

bag it and tag it

Slang sexual term used to define using a bag or a mask to have foreplay and/or sexual intercourse with a girl who usually has a nice body, but an unattractive face.

She had a nice ass body, but a dog ugly face, so he just decided to bag it and tag it.

by J. Gramling May 17, 2006