stumped cow

A cow that is trained to back up to a stump in order to be fucked by a human

Bessie is such a well trained stumped cow that all Jonathan has to do is walk up to the stump.

by Scottypotty2 April 18, 2018

cow

probably your english teacher

tom: what a cow
olivia: ikr

by haillovichi April 27, 2021

Irish cash cow

Conor McGregor

The irish cash cow brought Nate Diaz out of his brother's shadow.

by Bronze Knee Cap August 18, 2019

public cow

An insult for a woman who has lots of sex with different men

Samantha was called a public cow by pedestrians as she walked down the street

by Sumgyen Pakistan July 26, 2022

Cow Tipper

Originally a Minecraft achievement, it is used to define someone who fucks cows.

Omari: fuck you small dick rocker thats why you're a cow tipper
Jonathan: what the fuck man

by NathanielDavis November 15, 2024

super cow

a cow with a penial instrument the size of a nose hair:)

hi

by Bill Gates May 6, 2003

Cow Milk

Cow milk is the milk of a cow. Cow Milk = Good

Dude 1: "Hey man got some Cow Milk."
Dude 2: "No, I'm lactose intolerance."

by queen biscuit December 14, 2022