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Choke a girl and kiss her day

13 November is national choke a girl and kiss her day

Go choke and kiss a girl
Choke a girl and kiss her day is very good day
by Ananas95brekung November 8, 2020
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Thank a Dead dude for an STD Day

November 12; a day dedicated to feeling grateful for those who have given a gift that keeps giving even after they've passed.
We celebrate Thank a Dead dude for an STD Day on November 12 each year.
by questionable zebra November 12, 2020
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Every December 24th to celebrate Christmas Eve it is tradition to send a James Charles Booty Pic to at least one group chat. If you don’t then Santa fucks your mom.
Guy 1: Yo it’s December 24th, you know what that means right?
Guy 2: Yeah it’s send a James Charles Booty Pic Day
Guy 1: Tf?! It’s Christmas Eve you sick fuck
by JamesCharlesIsHotAf69 December 13, 2020
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Hug a Creature from the Void Day

February 7th is Hug a Creature from the Void Day! Hug horrible gremlins and eldritch abominations whenever you see them
Person 1: Happy Hug a Creature from the Void Day! *hugs void gremlin*

Void Gremlin: *loud screeching and hissing”
by tortured_student January 10, 2022
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spoil a movie to your friends day

March 11, the day when you should spoil your favorite movie or tv show to your friends and make them mad🙂
spoil a movie to your friends day: Hey, you know, Stefan dies at the end of The Vampire Diaries🙂
by may15ns3c6h March 9, 2022
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Smock a dead bitch's pack day

Smock a dead bitch's pack day happens on March 21st every year. This is a day you gon smoke niggas dead granny and shit.
Smock a dead bitch's pack day-Smokin that von pack no cap
by asdsasf666667 March 21, 2022
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Fuck a sub ass bratty little shit day

On July 24th it is customary to bed a sub ass bratty little shit. This means dicking down a submissive and intentionally annoying individual who uses teasing to irritate you but is not dominant to any degree.
Individual:*reading calendar* "it's july 24th, must be fuck a sub ass bratty little shit day!"
Sub Ass Bratty Little Shit: "isn't that every day~?"
Individual: "Fuck you"
by kirbonthecob1 July 19, 2024
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