Wood chipper

A person who consumes the sexual energy of men and leave s th a shambled, emotional wreck on the floor, not unlike a scattered pile of wood chips on the floor. see: Fargo.

Synonyms: man eater,

Usage: Kelly really fucked him up good. Just like they did to Mark and Tony. What a wood chipper.

by Deepderper August 14, 2017

no wood on our wood

If you have a penis you cannot dance on the bar.

Male Rando: Can I get up there?

Employee: Sorry, no wood on our wood.

by Procurer of Potatoes April 3, 2023

Random wood

When your in the middle of class and you get a random boner because you forgot to do your homework

Wow that kid got some random wood there

by Bacon62812 November 26, 2017

jack woods

A taller version of jack Widman

Jack woods is a very tall wood

by YeetBomber101 May 29, 2019

Paul wood

He creates comedic sketches and pranks.A sweetheart of a guy who can light up anyone's day with his jokes. easy going, easy to talk to, funny, cute, incredibly fit, smart and wise beyond his years.

Girl : I need a guy who cares like Paul Woody.

by maverick6444 November 24, 2021

Aleisyah woods

A very annoying person who doesn't know if she likes boys or girls and goes between the two like changing clothes.

"Aleisyah woods loves both genders, she needs to make up her mind"

by Theb1gmckinn0n December 18, 2024

Japanese Haunted Woods

Bad content.

"Hey, logan wanna go to Japan, yes , wanna vlog? Yes, look dead body let's touch it- Japanese Haunted Woods

by A × c = b ÷ 41 <1000 = yes February 7, 2020