Trump smart

TRUMP SMART
adjective
1. Having only a superficial knowledge on a given subject.
2.The ability to memorize headlines and regurgitate talking points to give the effect of intelligence to a dim witted audience.

Donald could not fool the kindergarten class with his book report on "Green Eggs and Ham" because he didn't read it and he is only Trump smart.

by AmRice April 20, 2018

Dirty Trump

After engaging in sexual intercourse with a girl, you put oranges in her ass, yelling "Dirty Trump" as you pass through the door.

"Oh man, I gave that girl a Dirty Trump!"

by seimejote February 16, 2017

Trump Hysteria

New mental illness: "TRUMP HYSTERIA": the fear of what's going to happen to this country when the carpet gets pulled out from under the sick, weak, disabled, old, the poor, minority hatred running rampant.

I've got such bad Trump Hysteria that I'm in fear for the fate of my country.

by Angel E Love March 10, 2017

Jackass Trump

Trump's fetish of sticking his dirty hands into the asshole of a mule. In order to get the shit nice and warm to moisturize his very orange skin with his eagle nest hair soaked in the piss of all his enemies and the mule. After this event the mule proceeds in kicking his tiny microscopic balls into next century, giving him a full half centimeter erection.

Yo that mother fucking trump just recorded his fetish known as Jackass Trump. That shit gave me mother fucking tumor on my dick my heart and brain. Gave the video -2000 out of 10. Wouldn't vote again.

by Trump's doctor January 20, 2017

trump tired

You are so tired of the social media posts about Trump and seeing him on TV that you feel emotionally exhausted

Dude, I would love to meet up for happy hour, but I am Trump tired.

by Dr. Brizzy February 2, 2017

trump overload

When you experience a large influx of media containing Trump which exceeds critical threshold causing grate discomfort

I had a trump overload just turning on my TV, trump was the main topic on every news channel

by beaner master98 February 6, 2017

Flaming Trump

The act of giving your sexual partner a sexually transmitted disease, particularly one that causes a burning sensation in the genitalia, and subsequently blaming your partner, Democrats, and Fake News media for it, and wondering why they haven't yet been sued.

Jake totally gave me a Flaming Trump. First he said he didn't even have the Clap, all the while scratching his crotch like a dog going after a flea village on the back of his neck. Then he said that it was Fake News and that I should be sued for giving him the Clap he didn't have.

by Darwin Sobcheck April 27, 2020