When a chick is so overweight that her fat spills out from both the top of her pants (standard muffin top) AND from the bottom of her bra. Also observed in extreme cases as a mushroom fat goiter protruding from the top of a sports bra that is too small.
"Check it out! Helga gained so much weight, she's poppin a Cincinnati Muffin Top!"
"Shit bro, I gotta go wash my eyes out with acid now."
"Shit bro, I gotta go wash my eyes out with acid now."
by Ahab the whale hunter September 5, 2013
Get the Cincinnati Muffin Topmug. The bathroom stinks to high heaven because some total fartknocker (a true buttweed) took a top deck dump!!!
by Telephony January 5, 2011
Get the top deck dumpmug. by The Return of Light Joker October 7, 2008
Get the on top of your gamemug. A faith-based university which claims to be Christ-like ish but is actually an inconsiderate, incompassionate, religiously-fanatical, Christ impractical society. Denies students of fundamental human rights, violates and limits the power of their volition.
"In Mountain Top University we never joke with our rules and regulations." said DSA.
"There are two fathers of love, but as for me, I'm fire!!!!!! " said a regular loony.
"At Mountain Top University we're all prisoners of 'hope'" said the..............
"There are two fathers of love, but as for me, I'm fire!!!!!! " said a regular loony.
"At Mountain Top University we're all prisoners of 'hope'" said the..............
by Chi fu chen March 3, 2020
Get the Mountain Top Universitymug. tpp of da mornin' top of da mornin' top of da mornin' top of da mornin' top of da mornin' top of da mornin' top of da mornin' hold on, let's get this shit
by andryx October 4, 2021
Get the top of da morninmug. by DarkKnight36 September 28, 2008
Get the Top Shelf Bootymug. where you rent a hotel room with a girl upon entering you get on all fours and she goes from behind. she sucks your dick from behind and when you jizz you fart in her face.
by mitch cumstine June 24, 2009
Get the carrot topmug.