Porn on the Cob

When a corncob is used to improvise a sexual act, when you do not have/or have used up any sexual toys eg dildo. Naturally during a sex scene in a pornographic movie.

Person #1: Got the dildo?
Person #2: No, we're gonna have to use a Porn on the Cob
Person #1: Aww, okay...

by CaptainSweetCorn May 9, 2018

Pog Porn

Epic porn that makes you nut bigger than the bombing of Hiroshima

Man" I seen some pog porn last night, it was mega nut"
Dude" ok"

by Kiowewe January 27, 2021

Child porn

why the fuck are you looking this up you pe/do. But anyway, just for you weirdo, i'll tell you. Illegal pornography with children, usually includes violence and maybe murder

Person 1: bro i have some child porn
FBI Agent: tf is wrong with this retard?
P2: Fuck you we are not friends anymore

by legendaryidiot September 12, 2023

Child Porn

Why are you searching for child porn?

I don't need to insert an example of how "Child Porn" is used in a sentence, just don't fucking search for it you virgin faggot.

by JoeHasABungalo February 12, 2018

girly porn

2 or more girls havingg sexxxxxx ;) (usually lesbians)

the girly porn that i was watching was a lesbian triangle followed by a 2 person 69

by 1337toothbrush July 20, 2006

Kitty Porn

A skater for the Hellions Of Troy roller derby league.

Did you see Kitty Porn?....she scored 25 points in that last jam

by HoT roller girl September 26, 2010

arm porn

A butch dyke in short-sleeves showing off very well-developed arms with well-defined muscles (but not steroid-type muscle).

Jenny: Your girlfriend has a really nice body. Her arms look really hot in short sleeves.
Carla: Oh yeah, I can barely stop myself from drooling. It's total arm porn.
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Sam (Samantha): Babe, now that I've started bulking up, I'm thinking of getting a tattoo on my arm. What do you think?
Laura: Oh baby, that would totally give you arm porn.

by dosaguasdyke April 25, 2010