Jiggle My Way To Sleep

The act of wanking yourself and falling asleep in the middle of your session; only applies to the male gender

"Last night I jiggle my way to sleep"

by hardcore.memester June 4, 2018

buffer sleep

When you're asleep, and people keep waking you up.

Person 1: "Did you get any sleep last night?"
Person 2: "No, I was having buffer sleep."
Person 2: "My siblings kept waking me up."
Person 1: "They must be annoying."

by ByrdIsThaWyrd June 14, 2016

sleep paralysis demon

soɴic which possesses teddy bears, bluetooth speakers or Santa hats

My teddy bear is a sleep paralysis demon

by Moto. July 17, 2025

split sleep

When you only got a few hours of sleep before going to work. Once you finished work you go back to sleep for a few hours. You split 6-7 hours of sleep into two sleep sessions.

It's 1039pm and I ready to party until the early morning because I got my split sleep. Lets get it!

by sxross1 July 3, 2012

Sleep

The act of rolling over and staring at the wall. You let the anxiety, fears, and stress consume you as you imagine all the ways the people you care about could leave you behind.

Go get some sleep

by CanOpener743 November 16, 2023

sleep leeps eepsl epels eepls eelsp eelps eleps eselp

every single way i remeber rn that you can spell somethig using only the letters from sleep

slepe selep eslep lespe

i cant think of more and my head hurts so whoever wants to continue this have fun

me : sleep leeps eepsl epels eepls eelsp eelps eleps eselp

someone: what

me: s l ee p :D

by hannahlolywhosteesyd October 17, 2023

Sleep Stopper

While your partner is sleeping quickly and forcefully shove your penis into her vag or brown eye to wake her.

That bitch wouldn't put out last night so I gave her the sleep stopper!

I couldn't put up with her snoring anymore so I sleep stopped her.

Bro, you better hope your cell mate doesn't give you the sleep stopper!

by Ovarian Myth Sports February 8, 2010