china guy

Someone who frequents mainland China and likes to order pork fried rice

Yo look at that china guy over there

by looper2 January 4, 2017

blonde-guy

A male human child that often throws his feet at Mikhael. A blonde-guy is also required ti be blonde and have glasses. Most blonde-guys thoroughly enjoy throwing their feet at Mikhael, although not all of them do.

Hey look! It's a blonde-guy, I saw him throw his feet at Mikhael last week.

by PokecordWeebH November 8, 2018

The Guy Thing

When you ask a guy if you look bad and he lies to make you feel better about your self (or to get out of trouble) even tho you look horrid.

Person: Do i look fat?

Guy:...er...No

Person: really?

Guy: You look totally hott:)

Person: Thanks:)

Later that day.....

Friend: Are you sure he didnt do "The Guy Thing"?

Person: Um...No...JERK!!!

by the_Brilliant_3mily! February 8, 2010

Guy Fieri

When you get cum in your hair making it look blonde and spiky.

It’s not Something About Mary, it’s Guy Fieri!

by Sir-sonsa-lot April 10, 2022

That Perfect Guy

You. You are beyond perfect. I love you so much. Thank you for everything that you have done for me. You’re my universe and I would be lost without you

Tom is so perfect, he has the charm and the looks and so much more.
Tom is just that perfect guy

by .Cat.1.2.3. December 17, 2018

For Show Guy

A guy that technically does not have a brain which society could consider useful. He is probably jacked or could at least model at Abercrombie. A girl will date him, only because of his looks, and he is often actually a little bitch. Basically he is a mannequin with a heartbeat who can somewhat form sentences, but can never actually add anything useful to a conversation or a relationship. He is simply dated because he looks appealing to a woman's friends.

Look at that tool, he's just one of those for show guys. She only dates him because he looks good.

by eth1211 May 22, 2009

Shit guy

Your stupid,, not literal tho. Also can mean "not cool"

Guy 1-Did you remember to bring that shirt?

Guy 2- ahh man, no im sorry

Guy 1-What? really...ahh shit guy. hahaa

by BadBear April 17, 2010