road rules

The agreed upon driving rules of the highway. Not applicable in Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, Turkey, Florida and Los Angeles.

That piece of shit just carved me up like he's never heard of road rules!

by Orange Guber July 25, 2003

Rules of Cringe

There has been a lot of discussion on what cringe videos are okay to mock and which are not. These rules clear this up and must be reviewed before making fun of cringe.

Rules of Cringe
Rule 1: If powerful or can take it, mocking is allowed.
Rule 2: If harmful to others or society, mocking is allowed.
If neither apply, mocking is not allowed.

by Sir Knight July 11, 2016

college rule

Ten minutes. The acceptable time you should wait for the start of a meeting, conference call, or even for a friend to show up. You should allow ten minutes for the key people or person to show up. If they do not then you can leave or move along with your life.

We all showed up to that meeting, but Bob who organized the thing wasn't there. We gave it the college rule and then left for lunch early. He can reschedule if it is important.

Hey Bob, I was there at the subway station on time and applied the college rule. I couldn't wait all day for you.

by G-Daddy SchmoovG-Daddy Schmooe February 7, 2018

Bulls rules

a complex system of guidelines that must be adheared to ordained by one Abe Ull. One must follow these rules in order to be 'meeeeaaaaannnnnnn' or 'bbbaaaaddddd'

QUOTE "You cant wear wear Dickies to a Jack Johnson concert, evidently you aren't familiar with the Bull's Rules code of conduct. This is too sureal, you have to wear shorts and sandals" -A.Ull

by tim colgan August 8, 2003

Rule 371

Internet rule declaring that if it exists you can jean it. Typically done by making it out of denim or adding something made of denim then changing the first sound to J- effectively making it a portmanteau of jean and the original word.

If the words starts with a consonant sound, it is swapped for a j. A j gets added to the front if it starts with vowel. Exceptions exist.

Two examples of rule 371 in action:

His jorts are hot.

My jarger keeps my wire from fraying.

by Well, TOO BAD!!!!! October 2, 2016

knuckle rule

the rule which state that you are able to date someone 2 years older or younger (2 knuckles from the middle both ways) without consiquence

Dude1: yo last night i hooked up with this hot chick from collage
Dude2: u mean the blonde one? shes 2 years older then you!
Dude1: knuckle rule
Dude2:good point, nice job last night

by Jesse Mitchell January 12, 2008

road rules

a show on mtv

by Anonymous July 13, 2003