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pennsylvania pork pie

to stick your penis into a girls chocolate starfish pull out, stick it into her vagina, pull out stick it in her mouth, and then do that until you finish into her belly button and then smacking your scrotum on her cheeks of her face while oinking like a piggy.
Patrick pennsylvania pork pied my mom so crazy last night i thought they were wrestling a wilbur the pig in there.
"Yo bull, i pennsylvania pork pied my girl for 5 hours last night, then after I did it once she kept wanting to do it more"
"word"
by thatniggamike February 11, 2014
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cow pie high

"Who do you guys play in your next game?"
"Cow pie high, dude."
"Damn farming school."
by ColdVantage February 21, 2005
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Scranton Cream Pie

This act is performed by crapping into a pie plate. When you have filled the plate, bake the crap at 350 degrees for 15 minutes. About half way before it is finished, take it out of the oven, and ejaculate over the top of the pie. Bake until ejaculate becomes golden brown. A tasty scranton delicacy for your holiday dinner.
Why are you shitting in that pie plate?
I am making Scranton Cream pie as a christmas present for the intern!
by Chuncky Kuntz January 9, 2008
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pot pie

Dried up fecal matter left in ones belly button after receiving elephant tracks when removed it resembles a small pot pie.
Ted: So dude did you like that pot pie your mom gave you this morning?

Xavier: It tasted like shit bro.
by poopboobs187 June 24, 2011
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oatmeal cream pie

Blowing your load in your partners asshole
I got so sick of using condoms that last time i was fucking becky i pulled out ripped off the condom and gave her an oatmeal cream pie.
by 5.0so September 5, 2015
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terrorist pot pie

After anally penetrating another individual and ejaculating in the individuals's anus, the recipient of the ejaculate experiences flatulance in such a manner as to blow the feces saturated ejaculate back into the deliverer's face.
The old man thought he was punishing his girlfriend by pounding her anus mercilessly, but the joke was on him when she gave him a terrorist pot pie!
by SatchJR August 31, 2008
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High Nigga Pie

/hī-ˈniɡə-pi/

1. High- not to be confused with hi
Adjective

A great or greater than normal, feelin of intensity. Elevated.

2. Nigga- a person
Noun informal, offensive when used by some one of the Caucasian Persuasion.
respelling of nigger (typically represented n urban Black-American speech).
3. Pie
Noun
a baked dish of fruit, or meat and vegetables, typically with a top and base of pastry.
Therefore high nigga pie is something to eat that a high nigga has made. Usually unusual like a hookup or somethin
Yo what the hell are you eating?..

Some high nigga pie!
by William Danoven May 12, 2018
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