tortinos pizza rolls

the best thing on earth

CONSUME THE TORTINOS PIZZA ROLLS JOHN BRING ME MY LASAGNA JOHN

by EHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE January 23, 2021

my uncle is making the best pizza

brutally loving dough and uncle absolutely smashing the f out of the dough

My uncle is making the best pizza
he loves it too much

by Daquavious Daquan the third September 06, 2023

Meat Pizza

A meat pizza is when a lesbian woman is flat on the ground and another one covers the one on the floor with their period blood and later shits or vomits on top of the blood covered lesbian. They later lick the bloody shit vomit mess and spit it in each other's vigaina then they lick it out and vomit it in each other's mouth repeatedly.

Girl 1:Hey wanna make a meat pizza~~~
Girl 2:Im not hungry
Girl 1:No not that kind the you know~~~
Girl 2:In that case I am hungry~~~
Guy 1:WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

by JBJB69420 April 21, 2024

I’m with the pizza party

I’m with the pizza party is a great repsonse or way to get away with anything. If you want something done or want something in general just refer that your in the pizza party. And you will get it.

Guy 1:Dude I want some pizza
Guy 2: can’t were out
Guy 1: but I’m with the pizza party

Guy 2: sorry sir I’ll get you pizza right away

Cop sir your not aloud to smoke marajuana in this area
Guy it’s ok I’m with the pizza party
Cop carry on then

by Legitscholarship dude December 17, 2018

Tuscan pizza roll

When a woman defecates in a man’s anus. Then she sucks it out.

John got a promotion. Jessica is going to give him a Tuscan pizza roll tonight.

by Tattedpiggies August 16, 2022

Old Lady Pizza boxing

Agreeing with someone just to be nice when you don’t really mean it.

As in you meet an old lady on the beach and she asks if she helped hold the door while you carry in pizza boxes and you agree even though you haven’t had pizza in a month.

Are you Old Lady Pizza Boxing me?

by Jdubsyoyo4 June 18, 2020

Pisagna Pizza

(Pisagna pronounced (pi-zaan-yuh) The base is a layer of your choice of ground meat sautéd with minced onion plus spices fold in marinara sauce. Then a layer of ricotta. Then a blend of mozzarella and parmesan. Bake until melted. Top off with fresh tomato slices, fresh parsley, and fresh basil.

Brian asked Greg, “Do you want a pisagna Pizza?” Greg said, “Heck yeah!”

by Amelia.Summers January 25, 2025