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Sunnah date method

A tried and proven method that allows one to stay bricked and maintain their erection for a very long time. It involves taking a date, preferably a medjool date, and splitting it in half. You then proceed to take a small piece of cheese and put in inside the date. Lastly, take a good quality bottle of raw honey and drizzle the date to your heart's content.

In the holy Quran, Surah An-Nahl verses 69-70 mentions honey's medicinal properties. Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) reportedly said, "Honey is a remedy for every illness, and the Quran is a remedy for all illness of the mind, so I recommend to you both remedies, the Quran and honey." Dates are mentioned in several chapters of the Quran, including Surah Maryam. In Surah Maryam, verse 25, Allah (SWT) provides Maryam (peace be upon her) with fresh dates during her pregnancy: "Shake the trunk of the palm toward you and fresh, ripe dates will drop down onto you." Dates are also described as one of the blessings found in Paradise. The date palm tree is mentioned in Surah Al-Raad, verse 4, highlighting its excellence as a source of sustenance. The Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) broke his fast with dates. He also mentioned that a house without dates is in a state of hunger.
Non believer: "Hey Saad, me and my girlfriend are trying to get pregnant but I can't stay hard?"
Saad: "Bro you got to try the Sunnah date method. That shit got me on brickmode 24/7"

Shakeeb: The Sunnah date method has allowed me to get my girlfriend pregnant on the first try. She is due in 2 months.
by bunbun24 June 19, 2025
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On-Blind Date

A first face-to-face date with a stranger met online.
After weeks of instant messaging, I finally agreed to an on-blind date with this girl I met on Match.com.
by fulfreez October 13, 2011
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Date Stick

It's basically a dildo, because it's a stick to replace an actual dick of your date.
"My BF is busy so I gotta use the Date Stick again..."
by kadeka October 5, 2020
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Dating

Something that you would never be able to do yes the reader ;)

“ When to 2 people are romantically interest in each other and planning for their future with the other significant other
Guy #1 : Hey bro I hear you and Lexi has been dating how that’s been mate!

Guy #2 : Very lovely! She been great
by Annagotfound October 16, 2021
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Date Foam

Ejaculant. Normally referenced with respect to wishing to be ready for a first sexual encounter with a new partner.
"I haven't had a wank for days. Making sure there's plenty of date foam for tonight!"
by D. D. D. August 14, 2023
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