Noodle Hoe

When a hoe has not washed her hair for a consecutive amount of days, and has become greasy, oily, and nasty stands of shiny, noodle-like hair.

Laquanda: OHHHH SHIT Tyrone! Dat bitch be having dat clumpy greasy noodles down to her ass ! Does she know what a shower is ?
Tyrone: Lanqunda, dat bitch over there is a Noodle Hoe !

by Tyrone&LaquandaHunty April 26, 2016

libe hoe

someone who spends ALL of their time "studying" in the library--a hoe for the libe--a nerd

"hey man, you wanna go to a party tonight" "nah, sorry dude, I've got a test to study for" "god, you're such a libe hoe"
"hey have you seen Katie recently?" "nah, she's been such a libe hoe lately"

by metalkarp July 28, 2016

mall hoes

Finding women around the mall that are desperate to find a boyfriend/fuck buddy

Lets go to the mall and find some mall hoes...

by James' Wheelchair July 14, 2016

Wifi hoe

A broke bitch whose only communication is through wifi

Valarie is such a broke wifi hoe

by Ihatewifihoes July 4, 2016

phone hoe

Someone who stays on the phone constantly, ignoring those around them.

Savannah is the world's biggest phone hoe!

by Star Blaster May 24, 2016

Dumpster Hoe

A nasty skank that you recently broke up with, and is now dating your best bro

Tyrone: hey man is that your old hoe over there hugging DeShawn? Didn't you just dump her sorry ass?

LeMarcus: Ya that's her. It's only been 3 days and she already slipping tongue with Deshawn

Tyrone: Deshawn is just picking up your old trash fam. She is a real "Dumpster Hoe".

by Savage Cucumber May 18, 2016

hoe-axe

An axe you use to slay all the hoes you come across

"What did you do when you found out she was a thot?"
"I used my Hoe-axe on her"

by Abzorb February 8, 2018