twatt cow

sweet and sour cow vagina

you are a twatt cow

by #TheBossatmakingwords September 29, 2021

Cow Humor

An elusive form of humor revolving around cows. If you read my name, (Based Cow) you'll know that I have cow humor. The reason why it's funny is because it's super random, and random == funny. But it isn't TOO random.

Person 1: 2 cows walk into a bar. The cow says to the other cow, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, and proceeds to dance.
Person 2: Do you have the elusive Cow Humor?

by Based Cow December 4, 2021

Milking the cow

During sex you milk the cow when shes on bottom in the middle of a threesome. You have the asshole and the other has the vagina when hes suckin the tits. When you slap the ass and the milk comes out

Jack: Yoooo I had a threesome last night
Will: Damn you lucky bitch
Jack: Yea we tried milking the cow
Will: WTF?
Jack: Here me out it felt good
Will: Shut the fuck up

by GamerBruhMomemnt December 1, 2020

The Cow God

the useage of a deep "metal" sounding voice to make fun of an 80's or 90's band.

also a local celebrity in the northern new jersey region, infamous for "tagging" street signs, walls, bathrooms, floors and small spaces in his highschool.

"Joseph, where is that fool, he must get on his knees, and pray, to THE COW GOD!!!!!!"

by turbobaby March 12, 2010

Dirty dairy cow

When a male is on his hands and knees and an occupant grab his penis and starts milking it like an udder while fingering his rectum

I got milk so good like a dirty dairy cow

by Defineray February 27, 2024

The cow

An evil being that is behind of everything.

Always blame the cow.

"Oh, the cow confused me, again"

"Of course, it's always the cow"

by Nyx, you builder August 15, 2022

Cow

1: A Animal that makes milk
2: Very fat person

1: My Dad's *Cow* makes white milk
2: My Girlfriend is a *Cow*

by JeffreyTheCannonBall July 31, 2021