“Yeah hold on I think my phone went off again. Ugh never mind, it was a double Dutch.”
“I hate it when my I think I got a new text but it turns out to be a double dutch!”
“I hate it when my I think I got a new text but it turns out to be a double dutch!”
by WrXpace September 4, 2022
Get the Double Dutchmug. The act of wiggling or puckering your butthole whilst on the toilet to loosen a portion of a turd left in your butt when pooping.
My BM snapped off and left some in my butthole. Instead of wiping, I gave it the Dutch Pucker and it dropped into the bowl. Problem solved.
by tennisthemenace April 7, 2023
Get the Dutch Puckermug. by Hertapussy driver April 16, 2023
Get the Dutch cum fartmug. when you take a flight to dutchland then take a train to warsaw and dig up a mass jew grave to then fuck the dry bones yelling nener nener jew boo i fuck this jew or 2.
by NotSeCretOrgans April 16, 2019
Get the dutch rudnermug. A seemingly innocent hug that quickly turns into a full-blown violation. It starts with the hugger wrapping their arms under the other person’s armpits, forming a triangle, pulling them in for what feels like a warm, sincere embrace. But just as the victim lets their guard down—BAM—a sneaky finger slides straight into their rectum. Equal parts prank, power move, and lawsuit waiting to happen, this is the ultimate test of friendship (or its sudden end).
"Bro, I thought we were just saying goodbye, but then he hit me with The Dutch Hug. I’m traumatized."
by z3lcnq March 22, 2025
Get the Dutch Hugmug. by I wish I was in Europe December 17, 2015
Get the dutch burritomug. Jizz Hornkamp, of Willheim II, scored 4 times against Den Hague and celebrated with a Dutch striker!
by Johnnie Bee August 3, 2022
Get the Dutch Strikermug.