Montgomery Biscuit

The cumshot that gets your sister pregnant.

Jimmy-Bob: “What’d you do this weekend Cletus?”
Cletus: “I did a Montgomery Biscuit.”
Jimmy-Bob: “Congrats, fourth one for y’all right?”

by SisterLover69 August 30, 2025

Shit On A Biscuit

When you see something that blows your mind

Someone:I just won a a championship

Protagonist:Well shit on a biscuit that's f****** great my friend

by Random Fucker 1212 July 28, 2022

Rizz Biscuit

That guy you know with all the rizz you're crushing on but really can't pass him the butter yet because it's bad for the status and the streak. That's a Rizz Biscuit!

Raelynn, how's your Rizz Biscuit doing today have you heard from him? Heather, no! You know I never respond to any of the DMs!

by Quadrant December 17, 2024

Biscuit

Biscuit is just what your looking for after a long day. She’ll always listen and give an input. Don’t let her hard exterior fool you she’s fluffy on the inside.

Emma is such a biscuit

by Youngbeauty4440 March 29, 2020

Biscuit

the non-cuss word version of "bitch" that your toxic friend calls you when they are being mean to you

"I hate you, you biscuit!"
"stop being such a biscuit."

by anonymous October 30, 2020

Nutella biscuits

Another word for weed

Matt: “me Logan Ben and Isaac are going to smoke some nutella biscuits”
Bobby: “wait I want to come”

by Josh millers jj February 8, 2020

Biscuit Spitters

Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.

Fuck me Dan, have the Shire folk been in? Ya look like the biscuit spitters have been whinging with a gob full!!

by Dan Das Welt Man September 15, 2020