People with the name of Matthew tend to be a little weird, fat, pudgy, and have an urge to scratch and grab their balls. Some Matthew's even have special things, for example Matthew's have lots of yellow paste that tends to grow around their small little balls. They also are pussys and like to be touched by older men.
dirty dean: hey there matthew
matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*
matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*
by Carge_Lock April 5, 2024
Get the Matthewmug. by mature boy April 7, 2022
Get the Matthew Champlinmug. Matthew Chance is a great friend and person to have in your life. Give him a "chance" and you'll always have someone to gossip and tell your secrets. Never left him go
by Eldyen December 29, 2022
Get the Matthew Chancemug. by chuckleheadratio May 2, 2022
Get the matthew powersmug. Smart, handsome, Asian, loves dumplings, the boy of your dreams guys too, and also not homophobic
Likes or loves anyone that is interested into him.
Likes or loves anyone that is interested into him.
by Mackenzie_has_a_crush_170 May 19, 2021
Get the Matthew Tangmug. Matthew is the name of a raging homosexual that will always be the first to offer to carry your handbag…he can carry this but he wouldn’t be able to carry his Apex team to be the champion squad #bronze
by The truth is reece November 23, 2021
Get the Matthewmug. by matthewsgoodgirl191022 May 8, 2023
Get the matthew george smith xmug.