Jacob, the kind of guy to leave his friends when he’s in a relationship. Come’s up with excuses to avoid hangs.
by AguythatknowsJacob September 19, 2019
A man with a massive ass, Jewish penis. He has lots of money to pay to smash but all the ladies pay him back plus more for his penis. He likes anime and hentai but nobody cares and watches it with him.
Girl: I want to fuck Jacob so bad
Girl 2: I heard his dick is massive!
Girl: I hope it doesn't break me!
Girl 2: I heard his dick is massive!
Girl: I hope it doesn't break me!
by Jakdib November 21, 2017
The most wonderful guy you’ll ever meet. A guy who’ll shower you with affection and make every day more fun. You’ll want to be cuddled up with him forever because he has the best hugs on the planet. Incredibly intelligent and a wit for the ages. If you’re lucky enough to get yourself a Jacob, get ready to watch a lot of movies and go never let him go.
Ugh that guy is so sweet and has beautiful hair… He’s gotta be a Jacob.
Wow you can tell by how loving that guy is that he’s a Jacob.
Wow you can tell by how loving that guy is that he’s a Jacob.
by bethicat January 10, 2025
That Jacob is one lucky son of a bitch
by J69696969 September 19, 2018
He is a whore or make stripper. He usually goes to a random girl and asks them to sug but they wont cause hes a dick. He usually has the biggest dick around and when he gets mad he does the helicopter and starts spinning is dick around and making helicopter sound
by Peanut Butter Fetus December 10, 2019
by battweryac1d January 31, 2022
A guy who is a complete douche bag, he’s a player and it’s a miracle if you meet a Jacob and he’s loyal. Usually plays baseball and really immature. If you meet a Jacob be careful cause he will either play you or stick with u for the rest of your life. Don’t trust him unless u really know him.
by Annoyinglyannoyed June 11, 2019