Jacob

A very very very very very very very amazing looking guy (pause) is sweaty at warzone and can draw

Some one would walk up to Jacob and say omg omg omg omg your the worlds greatest Jacob

by Juto yukaze September 8, 2021

jacob Ralphs

he is a cheater + player

Jacob Ralphs : he wanna go out with me
you: sure
8 hours later
he goes out with another girl

by agreatgal September 13, 2022

jacob monk

Has an amazing and beautiful wife!
His favorite words are geeeee!, snips, chips, MOTH!, chippa, rascal, sizzla, meat hamma, hem rota, and ATOR MEH which is hem rota spelled backwards.
Loves his wife, fishin, huntin, welding, and his bad ass Ford f-150.
Red seal fine cut natural is what this rascal dips.

Jacob monk is an awesome chippa!

by Gatorgar December 21, 2016

Jacob Hawkins

About the most ridiculous boy you will ever meet. Extremely immature, and will only ever date you for two things: sex or attention. But sex to him is only the attention. He goes back and forward between being gay and strait. He cheated on everyone he ever dated, yet he never can leave them alone once he figuratively throws them into the trash. You cannot trust this boy no matter what he says or does, because the only thing you will get out of it is a breakup in from of everyone at prom or some other special event. Be warned and know, that if you plan to date to marry, Jacob Hawkins is not for you. He will never deserve anyone’s love and affection, he doesn’t even deserve this type of love from his parents.

Is that Jacob Hawkins you see walking through the door? Hurry! Execute lockdown procedures!

by Gertrude Faraday October 16, 2020

Jacob

he is the almighty GOD of all gods

Jacob the GOD of eating food

by CH1LL1 February 16, 2021

Jacob

1. An extremely big dick. 2. Being very nice but if you mess with them they will kick your ass. 3. If your name is Jacob you have a big penis and big balls. 4. You will never be gay but have all the lady’s.

“Woah” “ I want to have sex with that sexy beast” Jacob- means you are a goat.

by ImTyrone June 9, 2020

Jacob

Very tall intelligent lots of women rtust

“Jacob is hot and strong and he took my girl again. 😿”

by urbaldlmao May 30, 2023