J-boots

the state of mind of a person who is deeply intoxicated on jenkem.

similar to the k-hole (which describes the conscious, catatonic state that ketamine users experience)

"Dude, looks like your Dad's got his j-boots on again..."

by Sraes Nave May 8, 2008

j-bong

a (water) bong, without a bowl, made just for smoking joints through

Damn man, did you see the hit George took off that j-bong? He was coughing for hour

by r3in March 16, 2008

nasty j

The notion of skipping the oral part of a blowjob and going towards the anus instead,it shows that you care for your partner if you do it right after they use the bathroom in the toilet that you both know you haven't cleaned in the past week

"hey babe you just want to go for that nasty j today? My (genital) isn't doing so well today and can you please not use your teeth this time"

by Chill asf September 17, 2017

J-Hope

the sun.
his smile is so brings and his personality i so loveable. and he is such an amazing human being that deserves to be loved by everyone

friend: who is that?
me: oh that’s J-Hope from BTS. He’s such a wholesome being

by jayanus April 24, 2020

J-Lude

A Jennifer Lawrence nudie photo or video. Play on words of quaaludes. After all, they're both addictive, desirable and in very limited supply.

Joe: Hey man, how was your matinée date?
Bob: Not good. My GF almost found my stash of J-Ludes. On my phone.

by Joe_Pepsi December 17, 2014

J-torture

{Usually associated with Sadism & Masochism}

The desire to be sexually tormented by someone of Japanese origin...

...or if someone of Japanese origin desires to sexually torture another individual...

...or the reverse of both...

...which probably makes you a bad person...

...either way, you're a bad person :')

"Hey, who's up for some J-torture? >:D"

*everyone backs away slowly*

by J-whore September 11, 2011

che-j

Named after the petifile Petrucci the Che-J consists of a college male student receiving unpredicted oral sex by a much younger high school female

That high school chick keeps starin at my bulge, maybe I'll get a Che-J tonight

by RT May 22, 2004