Tip-human

A tip-human aka Emil is generally an unwanted person

Emil, you are a fucking tip-human

by Julabruskongen January 24, 2022

Human shotipede

When you're waiting for your uber or lyft with three or more friends and you want to take shots, but you can't leave your post. One friend buys three shots takes them all, then carries them in his mouth to the next friend, where he delivers two shots to him, then he turns and gives the last shot to the last person all via mouth.

Dude the ride will be here in less than 5 minutes, here's $20 for 3 shots let's do a human shotipede.

by Sickjames March 5, 2017

Human Participation trophy

Always a guy named Dylan

Dylan is the equivalent of a human participation trophy

by Vancem44 December 27, 2021

Human bobcat

Superwogs dad/someone aggressive

What is wrong with him
I don’t know he’s like a human bobcat

by Jacpauly February 20, 2022

basic human function

basic action which every human beeing should be capable of unless they are disabled in a certain way.

He/she just uploaded a photo of him/her cleaning the dishes! Like that isn't a basic human function...

by Aplh April 4, 2018

Human resurrection

Killing off someones spirit, by way of the purest most group wide hatred you can find, gather and negotiate.. and making them want to die, while watching them rise above every ounce and shred of hate ALL on their OWN... with NO help, NO love... and, against ALL odds. While the world acts like they hated owes them something, when ACTUALLY the world owes them ONLY the same amount of love equal to the hate... only the hated is strong enough NOT to need it. #Brooklyn.

“Brooklyn STILL had your back, when NOBODY else did.. even after real live human resurrection was pursued”.

by MomBrooke September 6, 2021

filler human being

People who are just there to fill the spot and someone that no one really cares about. Do you know what i mean?

Some people aren't destined for greatness. You'r a filler human being.

by babyyoyo23 February 28, 2023