Hoe Slides

Slip on flat sandal similar to a prison shower shoe. Adidas are common, as are similar ones with fur.

When the stripper left the stage she kicked off her clear heals and slipped on her hoe slides.

by tfred300 September 23, 2021

Land Hoe

A female that looks good from a far but not up close.

I saw this girl on the other side of the street. She was a 10/10. But she got closer and was a 6/10. She was a massive land hoe.

by Mynameissev October 26, 2018

Wifi hoe

A broke bitch whose only communication is through wifi

Valarie is such a broke wifi hoe

by Ihatewifihoes July 4, 2016

Store Hoe

Someone who does not have a preferred store to shop at.

Question: Reggie what is your favorite store to shop at?
Answer: I'm a store hoe, don't really have a favorite store.

by kbfdskjfbdnsklfn May 20, 2017

Trader Hoes

Fans of the grocery store Trader Joe’s, often those that exclusively shop at this store or use shopping at this store as a personality trait.

“I saw a bunch of Trader Hoes on the bus with their Doc Martens and reusable bags on their way to try the cauliflower gnocchi.”

by How do You say Worcestershire March 3, 2021

Sherlock Hoe

That jealous girlfriend that is better than FBI at investigating your life.

-Dude, I can't believe she found out, I'm pretty sure it was impossible for her to find out.
-Man, what a Sherlock Hoe.

by drakobiatch June 13, 2015

Tommy Hoe

A Tommy Hoe is an individual owns so much Tommy Hilfiger clothing that it’s pretty much all they wear.

“there he goes with all his tommy again”
“ such a Tommy Hoe”

by GTclipper May 21, 2018