Evanbowl

An evil person that loves making people suffer with green star hacks. He's also super skilled at Super Mario Galaxy 2.

SPG64: wow Evanbowl you're such an evil person, LOOK WHERE YOU PUT ROLLING GREEN !
Also SPG: shoutouts to Evanbowl

by EterSky July 27, 2020

Evanbowl

A really evil guy that loves making people suffer with his dangerous weapons: green stars !

SPG64: man Evanbowl is so evil, LOOK WHERE HE PUT ROLLING GREEN SMHMH

by EterSky July 27, 2020

Evans

shoving a roll of raw cookie dough up your ass. can be modified to "chomping the log" where you are pink it off like the opposite of taking a shit.

Man that girl pulled an Evans on me last night. She shoved a whole roll of tollhouse cookie dough up my ass. She didn't even let me chomp the log.

by kinggoblin October 27, 2020

Evans

Evans's are highly intelligent, most loyal and selfless of friends, loves sports, and is lowkey funny. Evans's are nervous around girls, have a hard time communicating with them, and usually just chill with the boys. Evans's love to argue with others and will always say they are right even though they know good and well they are wrong. Evans's are HIGHKEY sus and enjoy group showers and sleeping with the boys, but no homo. Evan's also talk to really high pitches and in a weird voice to their parents.

Homie 1: Bro, why won't you go talk to that hottie over there.
Homie 2: Dude, it is just awkward.
Homie 1: Bro! Quit being an Evans.

by sexycountryboy November 6, 2020

Evans

Evans's are highly intelligent, most loyal and selfless of friends, loves sports, and is lowkey funny. Evans's are nervous around girls, have a hard time communicating with them, and usually just chill with the boys. Evans's love to argue with others and will always say they are right even though they know good and well they are wrong. Evans's are HIGHKEY sus and enjoy group showers and sleeping with the boys, but no homo. Evan's also talk to really high pitches and in a weird voice to their parents.

Homie 1: Bro, why won't you go talk to that hottie over there.
Homie 2: Dude, it is just awkward.
Homie 1: Bro! Quit being an Evans.

by sexycountryboy November 6, 2020

EvanSimp1

The biggest simp on Twitch & Youtuber

EvanSimp1 is always trying to get the attention of girls. Damn, he really is a simp

by BroskiRBX September 25, 2020

Evaning

Pretending like something that really hurts, does not hurt at all.

Dude, Evan got punched so hard in the arm but he said "I swear it didn't hurt."
Stop Evaning, we know it hurts!

by Lon2.0 November 18, 2020