juju the cow

The fursona of an LA comedian known by his screen name Dick Masterson. He was famous for a segment on Dr. Phil saying men are superior to women. He was also a high school prom king.

Did you know Dick Masterson dressed up as juju the cow for this year's Burning Man Festival?

by Terry Thomas Davis June 14, 2024

lesbian cow

Luke MacDonald's mum

Lukes mum is a massive lesbian cow

by Big dick men July 20, 2022

The sloppy cow

When the man inserts his penis into a bowl of fruit loops and then the female has to suck a fruit loop off his tip. The male proceeds to dump the cereal in the females vagina and pounds her fast and hard

Man: babe wanna do the sloppy cow tonight
Woman: sure babe I’ll get the fruit loops ready

by Xxcowpounder October 27, 2022

COW

Crush of the week. One of the many meanings for this acronym.

Billy: This girl at my summer camp is so cute, but she lives in another state so I’ll only see her for the week.
Jeremy: So she’s your COW?
Billy: Yeah, she’s my COW.

by Noobish Fish June 13, 2022

Cow

Someone who don’t give a fuck about what anyone has to say nor is beefin .... just stay milking u hoes

I’m on my cow shit

by Nyomiii July 23, 2019

Cow-word

A word or phrase which displays weakness, fear and no backbone. A word that is lacking conviction and certainty.

Examples of cow-words are : "Maybe", "I'll let you kNOw", "I can't" , "I'm scared",

by hardstyler December 11, 2022

Cow Pat Virgin

A virgin man who has hair like cow poo.

That man over there looks like a cow pat virgin.

by Cheesy Whiskey November 23, 2023