The Poop Cap

When you're taking a shit, and the initial shit is a regular solid one, but everything that follows after is pure diarrhea.

Joe: I thought I was gonna have a nice shit at first but then I ended up obliterating the toilet bowl.

Gabe: Yeah, that's what you call the poop cap.

by Andy Stafford November 7, 2015

valley night cap

(Regional Slang) To deposit fecal matter into the oral cavity of an unsuspecting victim whilst sleeping.

"This foreigner isn't from around these parts, someone outta give him a valley night cap."

by Spameater95 May 2, 2024

Capping your nikes

When a person comes out with some hot new drip and you tell him to calm down

Shhheeeessshhh. you need to start capping your nikes or someone might steal yo drip

by dripping cock May 31, 2022

Cap

to say something is false or incorrect

¨Timothy is a handsome man¨ ¨cap¨

by ClapTraqp-_- March 30, 2021

cap

verb

synonym of jeffin' and dog whistling

when you put "proficient in Excel" on your resume

Thomas Jefferson: "All men are created equal..."
Sally Hemings: "Cap."

by p00tie June 6, 2022

Caps Lock Bold Print

In order to emphasize a phrase or a word

Stated at the end of the phrase/word

Marissa is so beautiful; CAPS LOCK BOLD PRINT

Basketball is a complex game; CAPS LOCK BOLD PRINT

Smarty gets super geeked out he has harlem nights; CAPS LOCK BOLD PRINT

by Exclamation April 11, 2013

Cap

A piece of headwear with a peak, that is for summer.

‘Hey, that hat looks nice what is it?’ - Deric

‘It’s a cap’ - Steve

by Dave2000 March 28, 2021