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Shark check

when passers-by catch sight of a woman and a baby pram, their first reaction is to check the pram's contents to see for themselves how cute the baby is. Upon noticing that the baby is brown/mixed and the woman white (thus betraying their expectation that the baby/mother duo were alike), the observer's eyes are helplessly drawn towards the baby once more to readjust their perception that the white woman is a mudshark. This second look constitutes the shark check, confirming that the white woman has sharked it up.
Something felt off with that woman's toddler. I shark checked it and take it that its father is a citizen of a vibrant stock.
by Nubby Numbat October 7, 2018
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Background check

The background check is preformed while hitting it doggystyle. You take your right thump and insert it into her ass. Be sure to wiggle it around and get it nice and deep. When you remove your thumb it should have a good amount of poo on it. Now take your right thumb and put a poopy thumb print on her ass cheek. Similar to a live scan, DROS, or background check.
by Mr. Brownfinger September 6, 2016
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check steam

A troll sentence used to bait people into checking Steam for a new update for a game which hasn't been updated in a while.
Most notably used by Geometry Dash players waiting for update 2.2
Person 1: Dude, update 2.2 is gonna be delayed again, RobTop has beeb silent for weeks...
Person 2: You sure? check steam
by xd_baTron November 27, 2023
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Alaskan oil check

A sex act that involves inserting a frozen popsicle up a person's anus
Come by later and I'll let you give me an Alaskan oil check 😏
by Avrazchupac May 31, 2024
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Check it

Yo, that guy is crazy! Check it!
This pizza sucks. Check it!
Rams win the Super Bowl, Check it!
by Nym541 February 15, 2022
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Goozle Checked

When your Goozle is flicked or hit
Whoa is Johnny ok? He just got goozle checked by a box.
by 47COOKIES March 16, 2024
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peepeepoopoo check

the peepeepoopoo check is a funny joke about a baby who makes peepeepoopoo haha funny and original
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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