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Canadian Genocide

Justin True... Treau? Treu? Troo-doe (there it is) just passed a law stating that calls for genocide are punishable by life in prison. You know what that means.
Hym "For too long has the northern terror tainted our world with their mooses... Meese? Meese... *Ahem* Tainted our world with their meese and their ice sports! Time is nigh! I will not rest... I will not nap... I won't even snooze until the frozen wasteland of America's hat has been painted red with the blood of the infidels! Let the Canadian genocide begin!"
by Hym Iam March 11, 2024
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Canadian Holiday

Noun: A sarcastic name given to the practice of people applying for government's grants related to covid-19, and then using those grants to not take on new education or work to find a new job. Also known as an Expenses Paid Canadian Holiday.
I heard that Jamie is still on Canadian Holiday, she collected a CERB loan, a CEBA grant and she's still living outside of Mexico City in that commune. Now that's what I call and all expenses paid Canadian Holiday. Is that bad? Is that wrong?
by robtyrie March 29, 2024
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Canadian FootJob

“hey cutie, can i get a Canadian footjob with my pancakes
by onori September 24, 2025
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Canadian yogurt

When a man takes the semen of a moose and mixes it with his semen and eats it or serves it to someone else
by anonymous September 27, 2025
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Canadian Deadline

A deadline which, if missed, bears no consequences or can be extended indefinitely.
My professor at UofT said we need to hand in our papers by Friday, but we all know that’s a Canadian deadline. I’ll ask for an extension until next month, and come up with some excuse for it.
by Tdotguy September 27, 2025
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Canadian Cuck Day

For Canadian people who like watching their spouse have intercourse with other people on October

20th.
I’m going to celebrate Canadian Cuck Day with my wife and best friend.
by htwfefinder October 10, 2025
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Canadian Chilly Chomper

When a girl shits on a hotdog bun and you eat it
Nah bruh I ain’t hungry, I just ate a Canadian Chilly Chomper!”
by Atlasisthicc69 November 6, 2025
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