by Cheesy but grate February 22, 2018
When a event is so scary or nerve racking part of your natural reaction is to clench your booty as tight as you can. The events there selves are known as Booty Clenchers.
Part of our natural reaction because evolutionary cave mens booty’s were in danger of being violated when in danger by other horny cavemen so we now developed the ability to clench our booty while under any sort of stress. It’s ranked by biologist as your bodies most important defense mechanism.
Instead of saying that was Stressful or scary, you can instead say that was a Booty Clencher. It would convey the gravity of the situation you were in as well as how that situation made you feel with no further context needed.
Part of our natural reaction because evolutionary cave mens booty’s were in danger of being violated when in danger by other horny cavemen so we now developed the ability to clench our booty while under any sort of stress. It’s ranked by biologist as your bodies most important defense mechanism.
Instead of saying that was Stressful or scary, you can instead say that was a Booty Clencher. It would convey the gravity of the situation you were in as well as how that situation made you feel with no further context needed.
*Ben and his friend Dover while playing Rainbow Six Siege *
Ben: “Wow bro that Rainbow Six Siege game was a close one. I thought we were about to lose but you clutched up.”
Dover: “I know bro, tell me about it, my booty was clenched the whole time.”
Ben: “What a Booty Clencher.”
Ben: “Wow bro that Rainbow Six Siege game was a close one. I thought we were about to lose but you clutched up.”
Dover: “I know bro, tell me about it, my booty was clenched the whole time.”
Ben: “What a Booty Clencher.”
by Gaseous Snake September 24, 2022
by Bootydoom March 19, 2017
Fruity in the bootie is when a girl is very obviously fruity but says she’s not but then just exist in the most fruity way possible.
by Maddieisfruutyinthebootie July 18, 2022
by hi!@#123 May 03, 2022
An extreme case of high pressure, flaming hot, ass burning diarrhea with the consistency of water. Spray booty usually occurs when an individual experiences a stomach virus or food poisoning. The violent splash of Spray Booty is usually a toilet ruiner and will require extra cleaning and sanitation under the lid and hard to reach areas of the bowl.
Sorry I couldn't make it to the game last night, I was pukeing and had Spray Booty! Thank God for baby wipes!
by GeorgiaPowerMan December 21, 2016
- it is what it sounds like, a series of dates or one-night stands concluding with sexual encounter
- created by Paul Panos at Equinox
- created by Paul Panos at Equinox
by Mdunlap April 15, 2022