New Baytown

The area east of Baytown, Texas. AKA Mont Belvieu. Funded by the oil companies and religious right, New Baytown serves as a utopian construct in the eyes of those who live in Baytown (not Old Baytown, that's pretty legit).

Damn, I wish I lived in New Baytown; they got the good movie theater.

by boognish523 April 15, 2022

Lorna Baylis

The most beautiful kind loving big tittied girl around she has a heart of gold and a sexy ass !!

If she is your lover or your friend you are one lucky mofo
TWO TRAILER PARK GIRS GO ROUND THE OUTSIDE ROUND THE OUTSIDE ROUND THE OUTSIDE CHICK CHICK BAWWW AH CHICKA CHICKA CHICK CHICK BAWWW
i love my lorna Baylis

Lorna Baylis is the best woman I have ever known

by #badbitch#1 August 22, 2022

Harry Baylis

The result of a cloning accident which occurred in Central Vienna during the late 2000's

"Have you ever heard of Harry Baylis?"
"No?"
"He was cloned, supposedly."

by Haybayle November 24, 2022

dirty baylee

curly headed blonde that like to get her caffeine from her boyfriend spitting upper decky coffee zyns into her mouth then her regurgitating it back into his asshole!

wow thats one dirty baylee i got dieareha after her

by ojcline30 January 3, 2023

Triangular Bayonet

The ruffians didn't stand a chance against by Triangular Bayonet.
Read: Home Defence Musket

Damn, those ruffians were bleeding to death because of my Triangular Bayonet.

by matthewisfuckingstupid January 20, 2023

oi from bayley

bayley says oi

bayley: oi oi oi from bayley

by defonotisobel January 19, 2021

Cat in the bayou

Means a woman is unexpectedly pregnant, often by someone who is not her regular sexual partner.

Shhhh, Sheila's got a cat in the bayou and Otis has no idea.

by Nuf Said Tip February 25, 2022