A Fitchew Asian is a bad Asian driver always getting into a bad situation from high anxiety. Constantly backs in and out of parking spaces; causes traffic jams on freeways and usually drives a minivan.
They are always getting into a "bad situation" but it sounds like "fitchew-asian" hence the word.
A fitchew Asian could be someone always causing problems at work too, by being overly knowledgeable about many things
They are always getting into a "bad situation" but it sounds like "fitchew-asian" hence the word.
A fitchew Asian could be someone always causing problems at work too, by being overly knowledgeable about many things
by SanDiabloBasket February 06, 2017
An asia lauren is a loud asf small as asian girl who eats duck and loves haraan. She also is really smart at buissness studies and has lots of cats. She loves the word bitch and loves screaming wink wink 😂
by Footballgyal69 March 20, 2018
What the spice/flavouring packets for instant ramen/noodles are called since they look similar to condom packets
by TheGuyNextPlanet March 17, 2024
A gradual increase in the number of Asian girlfriends within a group of guys. More and more guys will get Asian girlfriends, and peer pressure will force the others to instantly date the first Asian girl they see quickly after. This epidemic ravages many public schools
(News anchor): the Asian invasion has completely decimated pentucket school, all the white girls are left sad and lonely
by Josh magosh February 26, 2019
1.The sexual act of using a funnel to pour milk down a prostitute-preferably Asian's rectum and drinking it through a straw.
2. A fortune cookie.
2. A fortune cookie.
Damaniqueeshaun: I gave that bitch an asian cookie she'll never forget!
Tom: My asian cookie predicts I will have a day full of blresed loved ones!
Tom: My asian cookie predicts I will have a day full of blresed loved ones!
by HardcoreSmedgend August 03, 2017
A hood Asian or Ghasian (Ghetto Asian) is an Asian descent who was raised in the hood. Usually, an Asian who was born in areas like New York, Harlem, Compton, Inglewood, The Bronx, etc. They will usually hang around with more African Americans, Hispanics, anyone who was also brought up in the hood alongside with them. Instead of Asians talking in those stereotypical accents that most people describe them talking in, they would more likely speak to you in the most hoodish way possible. The most common Asians who would be brought up this way is usually, Chinese, Korean, Japanese, and sometimes Filipino, also most of these hood Asians would have one of the most Americanized names with an Asian last name that's how you know they're from the hood or some other neighborhood in America that is not their own.
Tyrone: "Yo Sean my brotha, where's the bread at?"
Sean Wong: "Wassup my brotha, I got ya bread right here ya feel me?"
Random Person: "Yeah, that's a Hood Asian/Ghasian right there dawg... this ain't Chinatown no mo!
Sean Wong: "Wassup my brotha, I got ya bread right here ya feel me?"
Random Person: "Yeah, that's a Hood Asian/Ghasian right there dawg... this ain't Chinatown no mo!
by jxyvrs May 04, 2024