smd from Texas

Acronym for "Suck My Dick" from Texas !!!

The same as GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKING COCKSUCKER.
- Hey wake up or you gonna be late for work!
- Sorry Boss, smd from Texas !!!
by William Warney May 23, 2011
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Texas hot dog

A girl or guy will ether step in shit or wipe her feet with shit and give a guy a foot job.
My ex just gave me a Texas hot dog.
by J/D July 31, 2009
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West Texas Air Duster

The act of farting on a co-workers keyboard to clear of crumbs/dust.
My keyboard is cleaner, but I can't shake the smell of that West Texas Air Duster he used.
by Spence Bergs July 14, 2008
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The act of reaching for a canister of propane ( or propane accessories ) and selling it. You cannot and shall not forget to tell the customer that you are a propane (and propane accessories) salesman as it gets you harder than Portland cement.
Customer 1: Yo I think i just got Texas Propane and Propane Accessories'd
Customer 2: How do you know?
Customer 1: When the clerk told me what he does he made this weird "bwaAaaAaAa" sound.
by Mother fuckin Hank Hill November 17, 2020
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Texas Chilli dog (TCD)

When you take a shit in between a womens breast and "tity fuck" her so this resembles a chilli hot dog. Homosexuals also practice this by shiting in between his ass cheeks or he may shit himself and your put your penis in between his "Buns".
I had the greatest night ever I gave this girl a Texas Chilli dog (TCD)
by TCD420 June 17, 2009
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Texas Door Knob Warmer

A "Texas door knob warmer" is when a person cuts their pubic hair and sticks the trimmings to a piece of duct tape. The prepared piece of duct tape is then wrapped tightly around the victims door knob thus forcing them to touch the pube ridden knob.
Victim: "Man... Steve gave me a Texas door knob warmer. Its o.k., I made my girlfriend pick it off."
by Castor "Steal-Your-Face" Troy January 14, 2009
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St. Mark's School of Texas

One of the toughest, best, most prestigious high schools in the nation. A "college prep" school, the boys not only learn how to become truly erudite scholars, but they also encapsulate the hallmarks of a gentlemen. If you live in the Dallas area and want your boy to become a well-rounded, hard-working man, send him to St. Mark's for the best education.
Well, I'm not going to lie, it's tough, but the work load isn't too bad after coming from St. Mark's School of Texas. Hours of homework from my AP classes and pulling all-nighters before my AP English papers were due presented me a much more tedious and mentally challenging task than college work.
by A Princeton / SM graduate September 25, 2010
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