by Horselvr2006 May 31, 2022
by Fakedefinitions123 March 30, 2022
Andrew’s are usually mild mannered average people that tend to fit into the grey area between extroverts and introverts. However they’re fucking awesome to hang out with, one minute they’re telling side splitting jokes and the next they’re roasting everyone with their sharp wit and talking about how many women they’ve porked. They usually have a few close friends that are more important to them than their own family. They are usually the chef of their friend group because they love food and they’ll be making the tastiest fucking sandwiches that ever grace the earth.
they’re usually the people who love art and music a lot. You can usually find Andrew’s listening to some stoner type music or painting things meticulously.
On a final note, while they can talk to new people no problem they still have a hard time making new friends. If you have an Andrew keep that fucker close because when shit hits the fan he’ll be the first one defending your ass.
they’re usually the people who love art and music a lot. You can usually find Andrew’s listening to some stoner type music or painting things meticulously.
On a final note, while they can talk to new people no problem they still have a hard time making new friends. If you have an Andrew keep that fucker close because when shit hits the fan he’ll be the first one defending your ass.
Andrew: man I need to break it off with my girlfriend, she’s fucking crazy.
Rando: For real dude? Gimme her number I’ll take care of her.
Andrew: Sure no problem. Sends Rando’s moms number.
Rando: What the fuck man that’s my mom!
Andrew: Yeah I know tell her to top up the prepaid account she made me so I can get some dill picklers.
Rando: For real dude? Gimme her number I’ll take care of her.
Andrew: Sure no problem. Sends Rando’s moms number.
Rando: What the fuck man that’s my mom!
Andrew: Yeah I know tell her to top up the prepaid account she made me so I can get some dill picklers.
by CrotchRocket34 November 24, 2021
A.K.A The doiioh. Born from Russian communist origins, is one of the few still unclassified species, although experts are still deciding the gender since his sexual orientations have been very ambiguous.
I constantly attracted by misfortune and luck seems to hate him since if something unlucky has to happen, it must be Andrew.
Is a great model student at school and particularly excels in French, Maths and is loved by teachers, especially Geography.
I constantly attracted by misfortune and luck seems to hate him since if something unlucky has to happen, it must be Andrew.
Is a great model student at school and particularly excels in French, Maths and is loved by teachers, especially Geography.
Andrew Muscat: "Sir, I forgot my hw"
Teacher: "To the dungeons!"
Friends: "Guys lets go to the cinema"
Andrew Muscat : "Sorry, today I have to test some new missiles for my mother."
Teacher: "To the dungeons!"
Friends: "Guys lets go to the cinema"
Andrew Muscat : "Sorry, today I have to test some new missiles for my mother."
by The Anonymous Stalker November 02, 2013
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Person: "Have you seen Andrew Guillot?"
Me: "Oh, that sack of shit? No. Otherwise, my eyes would have gone blind due to the bag of herpes on his face."
Me: "Oh, that sack of shit? No. Otherwise, my eyes would have gone blind due to the bag of herpes on his face."
by 1216 October 31, 2016
a man with big cock and balls a giga chad who dont give a fuck and isnt cringe, his name is a literal compliment if you hate andrew you are cringe and gay
you're such a andrew josef
by loliwords May 17, 2022