weed

weed makes you feel more relaxed and chill

weed makes me feel so calm

by staciegetshigh🍃 October 27, 2023

weed

the only thing that makes me happy

when she’s sad she smokes weed

by juliaann January 3, 2020

Mr. weed

A nickname for that one person in your friend group who you suspect to be a homosexual.

Named after Peter griffin’s boss at the happy-go-lucky toy factory who was heavily implied-but never explicitly stated- to be gay

Friend 1: can you guys make a nickname for me that’s not a gay joke

Friend 2: sure, how about Mr. weed

Friends 1 & 3: *laughter*

Friend 2’s internal monologue: he has no idea

by 18 is a great number January 12, 2024

The Bluey-weed Paradox

The paradox that results when one smokes or otherwise inhales cannabis then, as a full grown adult, proceeds to watch children shows all the while claiming it is an adult show, despite the show being designed for toddlers.

"My buddy keeps watching Bluey and smoking weed! He's fallen for the Bluey-weed paradox."

by Dr15$ November 12, 2023

Weed Man

When a person is promoted to a Lead Man Position at work. Then decides to smoke weed at work. Becoming lazy and useless.

Becoming a Weed Man leads to smoking the Weedum, which leads to over Eatum, which leads to becoming Fatum, which turns you into a Ratum.

by Gold Standard 1 January 14, 2025

weed stash

The terrible lingering smell of your boyfriends facial hair after he has smoked weed.

Boyfriend: Give me a kiss

Girlfriend: No way you have a weed stash go wash that smell off your face.
Boyfriend: OK :(

by kissmysparkles November 7, 2012

Goblin Weed

A slang term that when used, essentially means a substance that induces the effects of goblin mode and being zonked out of your gourd at the same time.

Person A: I'm on goblin weed rn man...
Person B: What the fuck are you talking about?

by gremlinmuncher55632 September 22, 2023