shorts szn

means “shorts season”

aka summer

“yo it’s almost shorts szn”

“can’t wait bruh”

by dontstopme April 6, 2019

Short Man Syndrome

Men that need to make up for their vertically challenged bodies by being overly aggressive.

Haydn has short man syndrome.

by libheway March 26, 2022

short sad sam

A very rich short African American boy who if he is smart enough can take your queen. A natural Casanova 100% not a lie. He likes to drink bleach. He is very short and sad. His therapy is going..........ok.

short sad sam touched me in my no no area!!!! CALL THE POLICE

by Misinformationspr3ader457 November 30, 2023

Short Bus

The bus for mentally challenged children

The shorter the bus, the more retarded they get

Ben rides on the short bus
he is diagnosed with sever cases of autism, ADHD, schizophrenia and SCD (Small Cock Disorder) and has challenges with telling other he will rape them.
Beware.

by BenHasIssues75 February 17, 2023

Short in the Snout

When a guy is lacking in the pants. When he has a small penis, like a tiny dogs snout.

Person 1: How was your Tinder date the other night?
Person 2: It was ok, he was a little short in the snout though.

by MrsGiblets August 15, 2020

Short-strap

A term of derision for a certain type of rock guitarist (usually a bassist) characterised by their use of a short strap.

They wear their instrument above the waist. You can probably see their belt because they almost certainly have their (black) t-shirt tucked into their (black) jeans.

Their favoured sound is crunchy and bright. Their playing style is technical, proficient and leaves little room for expression.

They may be playing a bass with more than 4 strings, or worse still a Chapman Stick (see wikipedia).

They may also have a pony tail. In fact, they probably do.

There's no fucking way I'm letting that short-strap dickhead in our band

by sqrbrkt November 13, 2012

Short Back and Forget About It

Deriving from the "Short Back and Sides" hair cut that most young boys have. Normally only fashioned by masculine lesbians, or dudes with a shockingly bad haircut!

Nice hair cut! what did you ask for? a Short Back and Forget About It

by Ste Thor June 26, 2015