Mike

A guy who dances like a dad and has a very specific taste in music. He is usually a really short man or super tall man. He is from the age of 20 and older. He is most likely a white guy. But he is a very likely man.

Girl- that guy is definitely named mike cause of the way he dances and cause of his height

Girl- hey what’s your name

Guy- mike

Girl- knew it

by MrsPAYNE21 February 16, 2023

Mike Hendrickson

Meaning to only have sex with animals, especially dogs named oreo

"Bro you're such a Mike Hendrickson with that dog"

by Mike's big meat October 12, 2023

Mike long

To shit yourself in your brand new Duluth tech pants

Can you smell him he must have pulled a mike long

by Kirbturd October 18, 2023

Mikes Bermuda triangle

3 buddys jerking eachother with their right hand, and fingering eachothers ass with their left hand.

The operator found himself in a mikes bermuda triangle.

by Metal bender 69 November 7, 2023

Uncle mike

Finger in the butt

You totally got uncle Miked.

by Especially when you blank November 13, 2023

fgteev mike

mike is a very hot boy from England, at just the age of 2, his mother left the family. Mike is one of the main characters on the hit tv show FGTEEV. Mike also has his own social media on many different platform such as, Instagram, TikTok and reddit. Even though the show that he is most recognized on, FGTEEV, is family friendly, mike likes to branch out and make questionable content. Mike has a girlfriend that he has been dating for more that a year! Mike is also twins with his little sister Lex. Mike is really mad at Lex right now because she stole his eyelashes.

Omg did you see that one really questionable picture on Mike Smiths Instagram page! Fgteev mike is hot

by lukssc November 15, 2023

Uncle Mike

Too put a finger in someone’s bum.

He tried to to uncle Mike me!

by Especially when you blank November 16, 2023