Suck my dick

Girls say it all the time

No, suck my dick

by Bboooommboom March 11, 2020

dynanium dick

The cross between cryptonight and a dick.

AKA Superman's weakness

Supeman came to the rescue so I pulled out my dynanium dick

by Pronopbsquad March 13, 2020

food dick

when the food makes you horny.

Damn my food dick is so hard right now, I can eat a horse.

by poshzilla March 16, 2020

Dick

Dick is hard.

Dick is hard.

by That girl Nyla March 16, 2020

anti whiskey dick

occurs when a male, usually at a social gathering involved with alcohol, does not have enough to drink and is therefore too nervous to get hard.

(arbitrary female): I tried to fuck Tommy last night but he couldn’t get hard. He seemed super embarrassed about it. I think he might’ve had anti whiskey dick.

by JCUD114 March 20, 2020

Hot Dick Coward

A game played by at least two people where you stick your dick in a toaster, turn it on and time how long each person can bear it.

Person 1: I heard Tom went to the hospital because he played Hot Dick Coward last night.
Person 2: What a dumbass.

by Parsil March 22, 2020

Abridged dick

a dick that very small

damn that guy had an abridged dick

by lucky vins March 23, 2020