Such a beautiful day puts me in a good ass mood
"Why's Karen so happy today" "she just got back from Florida stuck in that ass mood"
"Why's Karen so happy today" "she just got back from Florida stuck in that ass mood"
by mcnazty March 20, 2022
by TheDofToca February 3, 2023
Positive: Johhny is a great lay, but Granny-Lane? now ,there's a serious ass muncher!
Negative: Politicians are nothing but a bunch of ass munchers
Negative: Politicians are nothing but a bunch of ass munchers
by Granny-Lane April 9, 2016
Guy1: "where's johnny?"
Guy2: "probably eating ass"
Guy1: "what?"
Guy2: "johnny-he's an ass muncher don't you know?"
Johnny the ass muncher: *COMES OUT OF NOWHERE & SAYS "Well, you will soon" (then pulling down Guy1's pants and violently eats his ass and then eating Guy2's ass.
Guy2: "probably eating ass"
Guy1: "what?"
Guy2: "johnny-he's an ass muncher don't you know?"
Johnny the ass muncher: *COMES OUT OF NOWHERE & SAYS "Well, you will soon" (then pulling down Guy1's pants and violently eats his ass and then eating Guy2's ass.
by Dick sucking coon January 2, 2017
by Space tent February 22, 2019
by Conspired violation June 2, 2022
A form of kink in which a woman tortures a "usually slim thick" man on his rear end till the juicy ham that is his ass is exposed in strips. Then salt is rubbed into the skin in a rude chronic dose till the man can't take anymore.
by jes bru September 19, 2017