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Nos Ass

Nos Ass is when a wild mutton also knows as a Long melman wobble knee inhales pristine pure Nos. Which gives you the ballon lip and knee wobbles commonly known as THE NOS ASS not to be confused with the Mutton Cock
Mutts hit that nos to hard he's doing Phillip weeks wobble man he must have the Nos Ass
by Big Chungus PIG December 15, 2022
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Carrot in the Ass

When something baffles, shocks or amazes you and it keeps getting worse/better by the second. Like getting a carrot up the ass and it gradually widens the deeper in it goes. Can also be used when your day has just gone from bad to worse.
- how was your day?
- it felt like a carrot in the ass...
by Majkimus September 17, 2023
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ass flinched

Giggling so hard that you end up moving a bit in your seat, about to fall off
PLZ I SAW MR. STUART WALK IN WITH HIS COSTUME AND I SWEAR MY ASS FLINCHED
by crocodile toes December 26, 2020
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seamus-ass a'hole

a disturbingly mild-mannered predator who is neither intellectually, athletically, nor genetically superior to any other animal, but he kicks it with the hottest birdbrains in the savannah through the guise of pretending to be asexual. Experts have surmised that he, like many species, freely participates in homosexuality. His usual disposition is agitated, but sometimes when threatened, he sticks his head in the sand, as an ostrich would. Do not approach this animal in the wild.
a seamus-ass a'hole is a disturbingly mild-mannered predator who is neither intellectually, athletically, nor genetically superior to any other animal, but he kicks it with the hottest birdbrains in the jungle through the guise of pretending to be asexual. Experts have surmised that he, like many species, freely participates in homosexuality. His usual disposition is agitated, but sometimes when threatened, he sticks his head in the sand, as an ostrich would.
by Nefaria123 January 24, 2019
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two seat ass

A person so obese as to take up two seats on the bus or subway.
Man, my knee is fucking killing me but that two seat ass whale over there just sat down and took up the last two seats. They should make her buy two metropasses!
by lardophobic December 9, 2011
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Ass

GIRLLLL OR BOYYYY IF YOU SEE THISE ITS CAUSE YOU HAVE THE FATTEST JUCIEST ASSSSS EVERRRR
by Big dock daddy January 1, 2021
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WAGYU ASS

ITS THE KINDA ASS WITH STRETCH MARKS
OH MAN THAT GIRL CAME OVER AND SHE PACKING THAT WAGYU ASS
by WEEKDAYVIBE TEAM September 22, 2022
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