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Constant dick

being an asshole for no apparent reason,wakes up from a nap being a jerk
"Don is totally a constant dick for no reason whatsoever".
by Kitty Minx June 26, 2018
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Dick licker

A person that likes to lick dick for a living
Drew called lia a dick licker after the blow job
by Hoes mad 69 June 26, 2018
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Dick

The improper word for penis, the male reproductive organ.
Joshua: Man... your dick is so big dude!
Tom: That's really fucking gay bro.
by alee2006 June 26, 2018
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Respectful Dick

Respectful dick is a nice way to say, it wasn’t the best, but it’s doable. It’s gentle, doesn’t rearrange the guts, and you’ll be sure to walk into work the next day like nothing happened.
Jimmy’s girlfriend looks like she had a horrible night.

Yeah, he must have given her that respectful dick.
by BBCx3 June 26, 2018
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Crypt Dick

When your penis is very cold.
"Dude, i got crypt dick bad, chillin my leg!"
by Squishit June 29, 2018
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Dick In A Haystack

It's when you are the only dude in a room full of hot chicks.
You are more likely to get laid, when you have the only swinging dick around.
Dude, did you hear? Evan got laid by three different chicks last night at the same time. How the fuck does that happen? He was the only dude left after the party. Like a dick in a haystack...of vaginas.
by Gay4Ghosts July 2, 2018
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vaginal dick

A male reproductive organ that looks like a dick with a vagina at the end of it. While very rarely do people contract the "vaginal dick" naturally, sometimes it is necessary for medical situations when the person needs to have really kinky sex stories to convince his/her doctor to cure his/her std's because their poor as fuck and can't hold down a job at McDonald's because they don't serve crab.
Doctor: "I'm sorry George! You're just too broke-ass to pay for this aids removal surgery!"
George: "Well, last night I whipped out my vaginal dick and fucked 3 dudes and 7 chicks because I could!"
Doctor: "Well shit! In that case, here's your $10 aids-removal kit!"
by SidedVirus Verbage July 6, 2018
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