Turtle Necking

When you are having sexual intercourse while wearing a condom, and the condom breaks, leaving the remains pushed to the base of the shaft.

Last night me and my girl were having sex, afterwards I found out I was turtle necking. I hope she isn’t pregnant.

by Slyforawhiteguy November 22, 2021

turtle beef

Having a falling out between friends over who's the best Ninja Turtle. Coined by Wayne Brady on stream with Marc Rebillet.

No, I don't talk to Joe anymore, we had a turtle beef... I mean, Michelangelo is clearly the best, how could he say Leonardo is the best!?

by LtChaser December 14, 2021

Jisoo turtle rabbit kim

Jisoo's own made english name - "Jisoo turtle rabbit kim"

- omg its jisoo!
- you mean jisoo turtle rabbit kim?

by Jennieaddi December 19, 2021

Hairy Turtle

A uncircumcised penis with a large bush.

I hooked up with this guy who totally had a hairy turtle.

by Turtley December 27, 2021

golden turtle

the golden turtles are a group of boy scouts in ks

the leader of the golden turtles holds the turtle statue of our lord and savior

by she_said_she_was_twelve January 5, 2022

Turtle

Someone equipped with two riot shields (one on their back, one they’re holding) and an anti-tank gun.

You’re a turtle, all your vehicle can do is float downstream, that’s it.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

Tommy Turtle

this guy fucks on god he does

Yo do you know Tommy Turtle the official bricked up boy he fucks on god he does.

by notcoltonongod January 27, 2022